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This is the kind of math I like...

If it took Suzie 43 minutes to walk home from the gym last Tuesday after an hour of cardio and a whole bunch of strength training and it took her 40 minutes to walk home from the gym last Thursday after an hour of cardio; how long did it take her to
Suzie Spitfyre
If it took Suzie 43 minutes to walk home from the gym last Tuesday after an hour of cardio and a whole bunch of strength training and it took her 40 minutes to walk home from the gym last Thursday after an hour of cardio; how long did it take her to walk home from the gym today?  
 
33 minutes!  Woot!  And I danced on the sidewalk at red lights like a big eejit...and a total stranger said, "Good for you!" while I was crossing the Blue Bridge.  Ladies and gents, if you see me en route...don't just stare, whistle too!  Haha...
 
What is the moral of this story problem?  I like subtraction...the rest of math can suck it.
 
Oh, and here's a selection of what got me moving faster today:
 
Wanda Jackson - Fujiyama Mama
 
Der Dritte Raum - Swing Bob
 
 Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Little Demon
 
Stereogram - Walkie Talkie Man
 
 Hedley - Cha-Ching
 
 Screaching Weasel - I Love You
 
Shane MacGowan - Ceilidh Cowboy
 
The Trojans - Arna-fari (Scotland the Brave)
 
 The Clash - London Calling
 
Jill Sobule - Supermodel
 
Cary Ann Hearst - Hell's Bells
 
Joan Jett - Bad Reputation 
 
 The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
 
Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand
 
Mickey Avalon - Jane Fonda
 
Gwen Stefani - Wind it Up
 
Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl
 
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
 
Generation X - Dancing With Myself
 
The Vapors - I'm Turning Japanese
 
 Sweet - Ballroom Blitz
 
Killers - Human
 
Jack White - Love is Blindness
 
Massive Attack - Paradise Circus