Standing in the middle of one of his dusty fields, half-exposed potatoes poking out, farmer Bill Zylmans wonders why anyone would steal so much of his crop.
"God knows," he muttered. If only the spuds could talk.
Then they would be able to help police deduce who pilfered 2,300 kilograms of potatoes right out of Zylmans' field last week.
"They're not digging down, they're basically pulling up the plant, taking what's on the plant and away they go," Zylmans said.
"They destroyed basically the future growth of any of the fruits of the plant."
Overturned dirt and dried-out patches of topsoil are evidence of the theft in all three of Zylmans' potato fields.
If you add the patches together, they would be about the size of a football field and hold about $3,000 worth of Yukon gold and chieftain potatoes, Zylmans said.
The theft of blueberries, strawberries or even pumpkins is nothing new for farmers, but Zylmans said the amount of spuds taken suggests the theft was for commercial purposes.
"It almost seems just too much for someone to just take for a family," he said.
Because potatoes are a controlled commodity, Zylmans said it is unlikely that someone would have gone to a supermarket looking to sell them.
But, he speculated the potato perpetrators could be marketing them in bags, going door to door or some other way.
The area where most of the potatoes were taken lies on the edge of a forest, giving the thieves cover for what Zylmans said must have been at least a couple of hours of hard work.
Richmond RCMP Sgt. Cam Kowalski said the crime boggles his mind.
"Five thousand pounds of potatoes, what are you going to make with that, other than french fries and vodka?" Kowalski said.
He said the potatoes were likely taken by a group of people using shovels who would have to have planned the theft, but that's about all police know.
"We don't have any leads on this," he said. "If anyone does we'd be certainly happy to talk to them."
Kowalski said crop theft is common, but the size of this theft has caused Mounties to step up all-terrain vehicle patrols in the area with the hopes of at least discouraging the bandits.
Zylmans said eating stolen crops could be harmful if the crops have been recently sprayed with chemicals.
The farmer, who has two square-kilometres of land, said he has watched from a distance as people steal crops from his fields.
But he added: "We're not going to tolerate this anymore. The RCMP is now involved, we're going to be watching for them."
