Way, waaaaay past his prime, David Sovka is a Victoria-based writer who loves to explore the forgotten corners of the map, and to be left the hell alone.

Alas, his wife and best friend insists that he do so in sensible shoes and a crash helmet.

Sovka has previously written about average, middle-aged Victorians — to be precise, himself and his wife, Roseanne Sovka — cycling to sunny, exotic places.