Gallery: The cancelled Steve Jobs action figure

 

In Icons has cancelled the production of this 12" Steve Jobs action figure due to pressures from Apple lawyers. Take a look at the doll that might have been, which looks bizarrely similar to the late Apple CEO.

 
 
 
 
 
The look of these glossed over eyes can only be accomplished by Michele Bachmann and people made of plastic.
 

The look of these glossed over eyes can only be accomplished by Michele Bachmann and people made of plastic.

Photograph by: Handout, http://inicons.com

 
The look of these glossed over eyes can only be accomplished by Michele Bachmann and people made of plastic.
We're pretty sure this action figure is about to check to see if he is anatomically correct.
Steve Jobs knew this secret: if you mix round glasses with a chin scratch, everything you say sounds smart.
Steve Jobs wants YOU...to buy an iPad.
The action figure that needs know introduction. Hello, Mr. Jobs.
Here Steve looks ready to swat away the competition with an open palm. But if he wants to take on our <b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Round-Ultimate-Collector-Georges-Sculpted/dp/B0050QOAAA">GSP action figure</a></b>, he's going to have to train.
"Hold on, I just saw an action figure of me pop on Ebay. I have to get in a bid."
Like Steve said: Stay hungry. Stay foolish. Play with dolls.
Barbie's dreamhouse? There is no way you can market that to Ken.
We're pretty sure In Icons used the same photographer who shot our high school yearbook portraits for this off-into-the-distance pose.
Behind this action figure's hands? That's where Apple is hiding the plans for the iPad 3.
In this picture the Steve Jobs action figure is speaking directly to Steve Jobs the ghost. The conversation is about royalties.
"The Samsung Galaxy? Girl, please."
Now squint your eyes and try to remember Steve Jobs as a person who could float.
We're not sure a change of clothes is nececessary for a Steve Jobs doll. That guy had fewer wardrobe changes than <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug">Doug</a></b>.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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