Like most people in the western world, I have been following with some zeal the adventures of former CIA head and four-star general David Petraeus.
Wow! Such emails. Beautiful women fighting for his attention, another general trying to budge into line for the attention of one of those women, a loyal wife, and now a Victoria connection with an FBI agent sliding around in the shadows of all this news.I hear words like "shocking" and "scandalous"; however, I am simply jealous. The sexiest emails I receive are from Telus warning me I have only two days left to pay next month's bill, and once a provocative note from B.C.
Hydro telling me that they want to put a smart meter in my house. It's just as well - I would probably have to get my wife (bless her) to read any sexy emails I did receive and explain to me what was going on and what my next actions might be.
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